I Wanna Be That Dog Series (Funny Gif & Jokes)

人家妹纸是习惯性动作Was That Wrong?这辈子再也不能雄起了He May Unable Use His Thing Again…羡慕嫉妒恨啊！白活二十多年还不如一只狗呢！I Wanna Be That Dog Series…
宁可不要长大，美好童年都给毁了！The College You Think Would Be LikeThe Real College…切勿模仿！装逼需谨慎，装逼有风险！I Wish He Fall…
如果在野外，有这么一群姑娘拦你的车，你会怎么办…Will You Pull Over? 别看了，赶紧来吃啊！兄弟们在一起多不容易啊！Let’s Eat!瞬间可以石化了Son: Why Don’t Just Divoce Mom Instead Of Endless Fighting?Dad: I Know, But Both Of Won’t Want Your Custody.Son: #$$#%^$!@##Face Rolling Key Board二汪你是故意的吧The Dog Must Be Intentional尼玛，吃俺一脚再跑Get Off My Bike!少年，你也太会配合妹子了Coordination…好奇害死猫，什么玩意吓死俄了Curiosity Kills Cat

我擦，手面肯定要掉了

Don’t Do That If You Don’t Know How To Chop…

快开车，有紧急任务！ GOGOGO!

下的再大，也阻挡不了我吃烧烤的心情！

He Really Wants BBQ

开学第一天

First Day School 看第一个图邪恶了吧

LOL

这是什么很好吃的样子 给你一百万，你愿意娶这个胖子吗？还是愿意自讨二十万娶旁边的

Will Marry The Left Girl For One Million $ Or Spend Two Hundred Thousand For Marrying Another?

祛皱美容新秘诀

Anti-wrinkle At Home

看到妹子一字马，其他人都弱爆了

时尚…时尚…最时尚…

There Are Good Fashion And Bad Fashioin, This Is Good Fashion XD 虽然没有看见你射击，但我知道你枪法绝对很好。

Nice Gun RIght? 信号不好，离妹子近点！

She Has WIFI…

妹子你的诚信呢?可不能这么欺骗人…

Stop Cheating!

熊孩子有前途，长大喽肯定不得了啊！

Good Boy!

奇葩的视力测试表，这是在测试智商吗？

 

来抓我！来抓我！

Officer Please Catch Me.

说不定司机是故意的

Good Job!

这只是个物理小实验，你别动就没事……

You Will Be Fine, As Long As You DONT MOVE!

 

真实好车啊!

I Like That Car!

郑秀晶你可是女神啊你！

Please Hand Over My CellPhone

快回家看看家里的旧书说不定藏着武功秘籍啥的

You Might Some  Esoterica In Books…

方便面君为了吃的真的抛弃了尊严……

Noodle Please~

 

我给大家示范一个反面教材

Let Me Show You The Way NOT To Do It.

 

小伙玩的6啊

The Poker Master

要不要告诉他

I GOT A KISS!

兄弟没闻到焦味有些不同么

Did You Smell AnyThing?

防不胜防啊我去

I Want To Know What Movie Is This.

我外号就叫大脸，怎么地！

 

看着还挺解气。。。。

Don’t Cut The Line

隐身的不是很成功……

Invisiable Man

 

城里人真会玩系列

The New Way To Throw The Bridal Bouquet

教你用黄瓜开瓶盖

How To Open Cup By Using Cucumber

到银行汇款，车临时停路边上，为了怕交警罚就把朋友留下看车，跟他说有查车的过来了告诉我一声。进去几分钟果然有交警来了，那个朋友风风火火地闯进银行大声吼到：大哥，警察来了，快走啊！尼玛，偌大的一个大厅几十号人，顷刻间寂静无声，然后人潮像洪水一样涌出银行，接着我就被五六个保安按在了地上……

天中午有个男同事外出，没把手机带走，他老婆不停地打电话来。午睡的女同事被吵烦了，拿过手机大吼：“我们在睡觉，你烦不烦！”那位男同事今天到现在都没来上班！


有一天上课，老师问小丽：“祖国是什么？”小丽说：“老师，祖国是我的母亲。”老师说：“回答的很好。”接着老师又问小明：“小明，祖国是什么啊？”小明说：“老师，祖国是小丽的母亲。”
Teacher: Lily, Please Tell Us What Does Country Means.
Lily: Means My Monther.
Teacher: Excellent, Please Sit Down. Tom, Please Tell Us What Does Country Means?
Tom: Means Lily's Monther.
Teacher:........


我擦，裤子都脱了，你让我看这...
TA~DA!~
一男子在闹市骑摩托撞昏了一个陌生的老汉！男子惊吓得不知所措！围观群众越来越多！突然，该男抱住老汉，声泪俱下的喊道：“爹，你等着我，我这就去给你找医生！”说后，就跑掉了。老汉挣扎着愤怒的喊道：“给老子回来！”众人纷纷感慨：“这儿子当的真孝顺！”



对方已同意添加你为好友
Your Friend Request Has Been Accepted.
深夜，老公未归。女儿心急给妈打电话：“妈！他还没回来，一定有别的女人了！”妈妈轻声安慰：“傻孩子，乖，别净往坏处想，兴许是出车祸了！”
The Husband Not Back Home At Midnight.
Daughter: Mom, He Must Be Has Some Other Womon!
Mom Comforts: Silly Girl, Think Positively, Maybe He Just Got A Car Accident.


丧心病狂恶搞， 但是我还是无耻的笑了！
How To Break Up With Your Girlfriend.



悲剧，这辈子再也不能雄起了
Pick Your Friend Carefully...

一只青蛙给牧师打电话，问自己的命运。牧师说：“明年，有一个年轻的姑娘会来了解你。”青蛙高兴的蹦了起来：“哦，真的吗？是在王子的婚礼上吗？”牧师说：“不，是在她明年的生物课上。”
A Frog Asking Preist About His Future.
Preist: There Will Be A Young Pretty Girl To Pick You Up Next Year.
Frog: Really? Is That In A Wedding Ceremony That I Am The Prince?
Preist: Ah...No, Just For Her Biology Class.




不知好歹的人类，去死吧！
Die You Stuipd Human!

三个男孩同时追求一个女孩，女孩说：你们旅游全世界回来我再选择。第一个男孩去了欧洲，第二个男孩去了美洲，第三个男孩绕女孩走了一圈说：你就是我的全世界！女孩非常感动，——流着泪选择了他们之中 最有钱的那个。
There Were Three Guys After One Girl At The Same Time. Girl Told Them To Make Their Decision After Travaling The World. First Guy Went Europe, Second Guy Went To America, Third Walked Circle Around The Girl And Told Her: You Are My World.
The Girl Was So Moved Then She Picked The Richest Man From Them....

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I Wanna Be That Dog Series (Funny Gif & Jokes)